Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
― John Woods
I'm not a great programmer; I'm just a good programmer with great habits.
― Kent Beck
Programming is like kicking yourself in the face, sooner or later your nose will bleed.
– Kyle Woodbury
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.
– Christopher Thompson
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
– Bill Gates
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them.
– Edsger Dijkstra
First, solve the problem.
Then, write the code.
– John Johnson
Programs are like women. No matter how much you get mad because of errors, you are always the one who is wrong.
Programming is like writing a book... except if you miss a single comma on page 156 the whole thing makes no damn sense.
You might not think that programmers are artists but programming is an extremely creative profession. It is logic-base creativity.
– John Romero
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.
Talk is cheap. Show me the code.
– Linus Torvalds
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